Some funny Omegle conversations.

Obviously following on from the previous post.

I really liked this one because the guy was so pissed off.

Stranger: hello

You: hey

You: 19/f/ny

Stranger: uh, ok

You: asl?

Stranger: 20 m usa.

You: u dont reply uh ok to an asl xD

Stranger: um... why not?

You: well idk u dont, ok?

You: its just the way it is

Stranger: fine, i didn't know that was a rule.

Stranger: sheesh./

You: not really but still =/

Stranger: if it isn't a written rule, then it doesn't apply to me.

You: men cannot pee sitting down was never a written rule... so u pee sitting down?

Stranger: stop being antagonistic. i don't appreciate it.

You: anta what?

Stranger: it means you're being annoying.

You: oh thanx

Stranger: look, this is why i don't like girls much. they just piss me off.

You: okay ill be nice

You: are u gay then?

Stranger: no. asexual.

You: how does that work? :)

Stranger: it means i don't like sex

You: what about reproductive function of sex?

Stranger: i don't like sex for fun.

Stranger: it's pointless, and i just hate it.

How easy is it to pretend someone you're not...

...on Omegle? xD

Its not as easy as it sounds. Obviously a stranger you are talking to doesn't know anything about you. But try to have a serious conversation with someone (takes about 10 goes at starting a chat to find someone decent willing to have a proper conversation) and make them believe you are this person you are actually not. For example I will try to be a 19 year old girl from New-York City. When IRL Im first of all a male, in a different age group, and I live on the other side of the Atlantic =)

The first trap I fell into was when a person asked me for a picture of "myself". It took me around 5 minutes to find a nice picture on a social website (Facebook/MySpace/Bebo etc.) .

Here are the photos I used then and all the other times I pretended to be this person:

(damn she doesn't look like 19 at all here)

The second test came when another person asked me the time in NYC. This took me 30 seconds to find out. I went to Google and searched for "ny webcam". The very first site featured a webcam and luckily it had local time underneath :)

Some other things I've been asked that I didnt't know:

-What is the ball called in American Football

-Exact place in NYC I live in. I gave a name of a district but it didn't suit the person. (o_O)

-What I study. Be careful what you say here as the person might ask you extra things about the subject that you mightn't have a clue about. So don't say you want to be a brain surgeon =)

-My MSN :) . If you really want to take this far, set up a fake MSN, because lots of people want to talk there. I couldn't be bothered myself though.

-My boob size. xD Really random.

I always start a conversation with a/s/l and expect others to do the same, which most do. It gives a basic idea to whom you are talking to and how to behave. To most people its obvious what a/s/l is, but since I love n00bz so much Im going to elaborate:

a - is your age.

s - is your gender

l - is where you are from

An example of an a/s/l in my case is 19/f/ny. Pretty easy huh?

After some time and some epic fails you will eventually live in to the role of this made-up person. Its really fun if you do it right and trains your lying skills :D

Thanks to: Omegle, a random girl whose photo I used, all those I talked to.

Sub-Zero

St. Isidore of Seville - Patron Saint of the Internet =]

Did anyone know that St. Isidore of Seville is a patron saint of the internet? I certaainly didn't o_O..

Acapela.tv

Acapela.Tv is truly amazing source of lulz on the net. You can make random ppl and animals say whatever you want! Starting from Lily Allen to a crazy dude in a TV..

Sub-Zero

Google Suggestions about Races

This is basically a carry-on from teh prevoius post about Google Suggests... This time take a look at what Google suggests about different kinds of people geographically:

JAPANESE

IRISH

GERMANS

FRENCH

EUROPEANS

CHINESE

BRITISH

AMERICAN

Some funny suggestions there.. And some racist too 0_O

Sub-Zero

Google Suggests..

Google Suggest feature is a cool way to bring to teh surface Google's funny side :)

Here Google suggests some basic questions:

WHY IS THERE...

HOW EASY...

WHY DO...

HOW COME...

Wow! People wonder about very random things from dead pakistanis on their couches to how to sneak in the zoo to look at penguins.

Sub-Zero

Epic Battle: God vs. Tits

I've been messing with Google Trends (www.google.com/trends) and theres a pattern with two words - God and ... tits. As u see in the image these two are battling in terms of search volume for years. We'll watch closely at this epic battle. xD We know that God and tits are foundations of mankind :) I dunno bout u but I put my money for the red team ;)

Sub-Zero